[Like I know what I'm doing?]
Monday, June 26, 2000 at
10:04 p.m. |
<>< <>< Ooh! I made some ascii fishies!!
In 5 more months I'm 18...huh?!
I wonder what my horoscope predicts:
Spice it up! Maintaining your health should be a major focus for today. But be careful, your motivation may fade quickly if you continue doing the same old things. Today you'll want to spice up your health routine with unique changes to both your diet and your exercise plan.
love**** money** work***
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[What's your phone number?]
Monday, June 26, 2000 at
05:52 p.m. |
i am very happy. summertime. I am on the right track.
"If you really wanna make someone feel good [after they sneeze] don't say, 'God Bless You.' Say 'Boy, you're looking good!" - Seinfeld...[I wouldn't come up with that piece of brilliance on my own]
What's sardonic mean again? No examples...cause I think it's negative, but anyway, I'm too lazy to find out what a dictionary is for. |
[Thinking of yous]
Sunday, June 25, 2000 at
07:26 p.m. |
Dairyland Frosted Malt: Chocolate....
Oh where have I been? this is so delicious!! It comes with a wooden stick spoon to eat with. Oh!! Smack Smack. Yum Yum!
It's like the time the doctor makes you go AAAAH! and gives you a lollipop when you're ok.
It's like those dipsticks that are made out of candy and you dip them into sugary goodness, mmm!
Doctors...it's like the time I tried to sneak some Grape cough medicine out of the cabinets -- It tasted so good! Epecially after that yucky bitter green medicine. |
[Pass it on]
Sunday, June 25, 2000 at
03:09 p.m. |
One day I won't wake up and become an anecdote! |
[Don't repeat after me]
Sunday, June 25, 2000 at
12:34 p.m. |
Angie Addictions Anonymous
The good thing is that I'd be listed first in the phone book
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[Does it "the grape" turn into Bill Murray?]
Saturday, June 24, 2000 at
10:40 a.m. |
Gleaned from yesterday's adventures:
From the same guy who said, "I got us some cayenne, some chili powder, and some sage cause I thought it would be a wise choice..." come the Grapes of wrath!!!
1) Take a grape, the larger, the longer the show
2) Cut the grape in half but not all the way through, just enough so that you can place the two split ends on the same surface (a plate)
3) Make sure that plate is microwaveable & place the plate with the grape on it in the microwave
4) Start the microwave...
5) Once IT happens, stop microwaving it. You'll know what I'm talking about.
And, it doesn't make a mess!
There's a serial flasher in the city...
Does he practice in the mirror making HI YAHH! Karate chop noises? Does he do like James Bond and swing it from side to side imagining an enemy at every turn?
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Wednesday, June 21, 2000 at
07:52 p.m. |
Nerve wracking and intense. what? A car ride home. Never in a car have I felt so ill at ease, and not even the time when I was racing against time to make it to the airport for a flight to BC could compare.
Nope, this time my mother wasn't at the wheel, so I wasn't worried about ending up in Timbuktu. Let's just say inappropriate behaviour yes? That's what the parents refer to it as. I'm sure the shorter name is DATING ANGIE, and that of course is a giant euphemism for slutty.
Driven home immediately. Purged, cleansed, and ejected. Not that me saying anything would have made it better. I don't know how to remain positive. I've kinda lost all hope of gaining respect now. DAMN
Good stuff that happened today?
I didn't run away and melt into the floor like I desperately wished I could
The City Hall wading pool was on and refreshing.
Seeing Jocelyn and her SIMS mood indicator, but mostly seeing Joce
Not failing the Biology final, knocks on wood. I hope!
"Fruit Bumpkin"
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[it's not a good idea to stay up late]
Tuesday, June 20, 2000 at
12:16 a.m. |
Shut up Freud!!
SEX. education. SEX. money. SEX. love. SEX. futures. SEX. friends. SEX. happiness. SEX.
Teenybopper moment: Fad or Trend?
Tank tops as scarves and scarves as tops.
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[persevere the Graduation song by Vitamin C]
Tuesday, June 20, 2000 at
07:12 p.m. |
First it was permission to wear sunscreen and then suddenly someone's crawled into my head and scooped out all the sentimental gooop for this Graduation song.
Today I will taste Mango Icecream. Would it have been better to ask another's opinion before eating it? Oh boy!! In the tummy! BYE BYE BYE!
12AM in the morning :) PROLIX <-- sells drugs and sex products legally, she's not open 24 hours though--there's always a catch. |
[Ok, don't anyone spit in my food...[covers it with a napkin]]
Saturday, June 17, 2000 at
10:27 p.m. |
Today I stared at my naked reflection in the piano. I don't remember being touched where there were finger print marks -- oh! They're on the piano. Mon dieu.
Walking home from the park today I had one of my paranoia attacks: The cars, they're after me. WHat if someone swerves? What if they're carrying crazy gun toting people in 'em?
No no, it's not a medical condition yet... |
[Made ya look]
Friday, June 16, 2000 at
11:44 p.m. |
You know who you are. You've got those nice flat tummies. Some round things I'm not sure what...oh yeah boobs, and a glossy smile. Your hair smells nice, and your teeth sparkle. He could have you...maybe depending on your mood, and how long? Only you know that. I hate you!! |
[OverKill]
Friday, June 16, 2000 at
11:35 p.m. |
You don't know how wealthy you are until you hear it from someone else.
Shakespeare knew what he was talking about. If there were "tragic flaws" for the Angie character they'd be:
- 100% not the IDEAL man
- sense of pride
- lack of pride
- uncertainty and lack of decision.
Will .S., made it seem so romantic! 5 months and 2 days in and I've still not learned how to captivate the guy that I adore with my, what should be romantic tragic flaws! Willy, what am I doing wrong??
No wait don't tell me, I can't take it. Mommy!!! |
[i made out with the vacuum salesman]
Thursday, June 15, 2000 at
06:16 p.m. |
Trying to have a private discussion on the bus about homosexual behaviour led to the invention of not so creative pseudo names.
Gay people: Happy People
Heterosexual people: Unhappy people.
"Ok, I'm confused did you mean he was happy and unhappy at the same time?? You know, he like Shelly & Bobby?"
Oh!! 2 years ago we thought we had won a TV. Instead a man came over. Oh no, not a play mate. He wasn't without a mission: must sell vacuum cleaner.
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[uh, sounds like ariba-derchy?]
Tuesday, June 13, 2000 at
06:10 p.m. |
Oh yeah, baseball! 11-22 for them...Oh well we hip hip hurrah-ed anyway! On our way to the baseball field we got lost. Hmm, I guess we were there before we even knew we were. Ya see we circled the park 3 times! Added bonus, we've even been there once before. Ah well, we were there to play with phallus symbols, not navigate roads!
Oh yes, Meghan has a rip roaring adventure packed version of this tale on her pita. Covering another girl in sparkles is an exciting and intoxicating feat. HIGH!! Oh boy it was a blast.
Oh yeah, and then there was the ball game! I got the loudest cheers for "good eye" ever!! I even was walked once, all right!!
Our team mates are a lot of fun, and yesterday dominantly male. If I listened aimlessly I would catch the odd snippet of conversation. Oh such as, pussy muscles, and sore blisters. GRRR!! The drip drip of male testosterone in a baseball game. Goodness!
Ah, goodtimes :) |
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