[Why armpit hairs?]
Wednesday, March 28, 2001 - 10:42 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
Ever since we've figured out that humans can live most probably up to the age of 70, everybody figures that 35 is about a good time to settle down. Well fine. Fine, fine, fine. There are so many other fish in the sea laying their eggs all over the place just waiting for you to swoop down and fertilize. Who am I to say, "NO!!!!!!"
did this only make sense to me? |
[Bad news by email is yuck.]
Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 11:27 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH. It's too bad that crossing my fingers or glimpsiing a shooting star isn't as mystical and magical as it is hopeless and nearly impossible.
That is it. I'm going to go to sleep now and dream something fun. mmm. sleep. fun. mmm.
somehow, I feel like I've just said the word which triggers the bucket of green slime to dump yuck all over my bod-aaay.... on the bright side, it'd be super sexy. I think? |
[lalalala!!]
Tuesday, March 27, 2001 - 06:20 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
I just want you to be in this wonderful fun vibe with me....!! I'll write something later. |
[High metabolism? Can i eat it?]
Monday, March 26, 2001 - 07:43 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
Dieting:
what everyone really wants to know about "dieting" is how many pieces of cheesecake can they eat before they start looking like that woman in the slimfasst aisle of their local grocery store? Can they really eat all they want and even gain points?!? Are these points good for anything? Their self esteem? "17 points! That's amazing! Only a Moose located in Canada is skinnier than you!! Keep it up!"
Angie is available. Get me to hang out with you!!
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[it's so windy: my toupee fell off]
Sunday, March 25, 2001 - 06:39 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
Oh yes, I'm being smothered by boobies in the movies! Ever since it was funny for sperm to make your hair stick up I've always wanted to see more funny funny sperm movies. So maybe it was risque to flash your ankles, but really, I can't wait until the definition of mysterious is when the only things not showing are your organs.
It used to be so much sneakier and bad when you had to wait until 4AM to watch dirty movies. |
[Keeping them up late]
Saturday, March 24, 2001 - 07:00 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
I am exhausting my friends. Yes, there you have it. I am unsaitable. I can't get enough of fun. Spring break by myself is still nice. Sorry, I'm so bored and lazy right now, I can't even be bothered to make a proper list. |
[yearning for something that's not there]
Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 10:09 p.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
It's a little unsettling to lose my foot rest. Yes, my computer foot rest is gone. I have nowhere to dangle my feet. If I owned a PC, I'd be doing that disgusting habit of resting my feet on the tower. Oh poor me. |
[Fresh meat]
Wednesday, March 21, 2001 - 08:23 a.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
The Backstreet Boys are coming to Edmonton. There's five of them so get your hotel rooms quick your tickets quick! Are any of them still sexy? I mean licky? |
[keep going?]
Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 08:07 a.m.
If you or I had a million dollars to buy stuff for me |
Am I numero uno to you yet? Huh? Sometimes, I am convinced that it takes more than a smile, my heart, and a please in order to be loved, but on other days, I'm content with the endearing satisfactin of a new pair of jeans, a yummy new hand lotion, and a good hair day.
If you know of anyone giving out random scholarships to non-team leaders or community motivated individuals, please, kindly ask them to give me a shout.
At the current negative moment, I am able to give the kiss off, ditch people, be hung up on, and sleep.
At the current positive moment, I am not at work. The first day of spring is here. Summer is that much closer...mmmm! |
