Now that you're going to university it's going to be a lot easier to avoid those dirt balls.

Honestly now you people!

A) am I a dirtball?
B) if not am I a human dirtball?
C) if not am I a dirtball PERIOD?

The person that you are now is going to change:
A) rapidly throughout their university career
B) extremely slowly because they've already gotten rid of the naive nasty old thems and like who they are now
C) rapidly due to alcoholic beverages and shrooms

Angie

I have a "friend" with a problem. The sheep he's been dating no longer finds him attractive. What can he do to spice up his love life?

Signed,
Farmer Bill

Dear Farmer Bill: Your friend should consider various methods of communication. I realize that his lover, the sheep may not bide well with the verbal side of things. A little spontaneity may spark his sheep's attention again. Also, your friend must remember that a relationship's spark can vary, and some last longer than others. Maybe it's time that your friend and his sheep move on to new partners.

Signed, Abbie