How do you get a giraffe in the fridge?
ANS: You open the fridge and put the giraffe in.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge?
ANS: First you take the giraffe out and then you put the elephant in the fridge.

The Lion King holds a party for all the animals in the kingdom. Which one can't make it?
ANS: The elephant. (hint: fridge)

You have to cross a river that's infested with crocodiles. What do you do?
ANS: You swim across. All the crocodiles are at the Lion King's party!

So this is where I post my poem of adoration for Cameron, and then list all the boys I've dated before while carefully slipping a charming attribute of me in each detailing. . .

Poem to the lucky guy:
%P 4 u {{{Cameron}}} @--^-- UR :) R GR8
Translation: Crazy for you. Hugs Cameron. Rose with thorn. Your smiles are great.

My FIRST kiss was from a boy!! and so was the second, and so on, and so on...[awww]

Did I ever think I was going to date? Who did I date?
NO, not until acne became sexy. My first attempt at BOYFRIEND BLISS was a brief [as in nearly two anxious adolescent years] internet excursion by the name of Jason. I thought I was going to get married, cure his asthma, and move to the States.

Then GARY comes into the picture. He's closer, closer, and closer. Marriage NO, but his mother, she really liked me. I wish all mothers would like me as a person, and not accept me as merely her son's "stress" reliever.

John. What can I say? I was on a boyfriend high. Gary wasn't in the picture anymore, and John was so much BOY I swore I shone under the affection only a teenager filled with lust could give me. It felt good to date a guy who wouldn't date an "ugly chick."

Jessica, no I never dated her, but she'd be a fine catch for any smart, sexy, witty, sensitive guy. You probably guessed that she's my mucho amigo?, my bestest buddy, my partner in crime. I was terribly nervous and most likely embarrassed of telling Jess I was interested in any one of those guys listed above. She always knew before I did. . .

Cameron. . . Jeff mentioned Cameron's name in his pita and this [reviso: "this entire post" as in my entire post"] entire post was just to wonder why Cameron's over reacting?

Did you know that Cameron is giving my friends and I 15% off GEL pens?!

This pita thing is crazy, you'd think that I don't think about my posts, but I think to come up with not so deep posts... Why?

Meghan's page brought me to FUN.Pitas.com, what a wonderful idea!!! "Join team FUN!"

Yesterday my phone number saved me one whole dollar!

PLUG: Juiced UP pigs, 'Power Strawberry Pigs' are delicious. "Whipped gummies with a tangy fruit juice."

Yesterday I also tried to spell euphemism while following the flow of Red Pleather pants up to its owner's apex -- Oh my what am I looking at?!? Anyway, I got to e-u-p-h-e

I Angie McPinty am:

PIKAPIT
You live in the blazing deserts of Brazil, and your diet consists mostly of wolves, twigs and beer.
Combat Characteristics:
You can puke bricks. You can spit hot death. You can eat lava.

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