I really blew the 2000th one. What'd I do? I sat in a hot tub and watched the fireworks with all my close friends while enjoying Coke infused orange juice.

Wow, it makes for good text though. mmm!
well, that's it for you folks. For Cameron It was fun "racing around the hotub" while you tried to catch me. Boy, the schemes I hatch(ed) to get you to play...

Franz, (the boy every girl in the class made future plans around), strutting his stuff during "sharing circle." Woah, he said SEXY!

i was such a good girl then. I thought the word cunt was bunt spelt wrong. That's a whole other story.

Life: I sure hope that the climax doesn't only come once.

With words like that I can lose any friend!

Now if only a few words could guarantee you friends.

Re; Crushes? They innocently take hold of your hormones and heart. An unfufulfilled crush is one feeling that i could do with and without. sigh

Get the latest gossip! What or WHO is Angie crushing on?

• backstreet boy ballads
  
• macster mp3s
  
• jess, my partner in crime
• cameron and any parallel universe cam's
  
• iMacs
  
• joce's pita
  
• "yummy!"

Excuse me miss, but the top button on your blouse is unbuttoned.

Oh my, neck flesh. I really really wanted to show him what indecent really meant.

Yeah right.

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

we're going to eat good food, and be happy. Aww..

2 hours later... hmm I'm starting to feel goooood. Baybee baybee baybee!

I hate the fact that my body can decide to rain on my parade any old time of the day. So what if it's 3AM in the morning !!! People still love you, and really, you had a lot of fun eating Mexican grub and watching improv theatre escalate into the usual sexual fiasco.

Sleep. I can't believe lack of sleep does this to me. i want to be super human.

Choo Choo! I am going to a birthday party. He couldn't make it super fab cause a lot of his chums aren't 18 yet (1 month!) Awww... poor liquor establishments.

Things to do on weekends. What, now we have to come up with something super duper fun dude? I AM super duper fun. Super duper. That's right, and I'm free. I do the whole talking and walking thing really well. My wallet is never ever padded, but I kick money's ass right. I'm better entertainment than $9.75 could get you right? Better than greasy popcorn fingers and a dark room right?

Yeah.

I fill out my calender blocks with reminders such as: "Buy Bus pass" & "wear the white socks." Well, I would remind myself to wear the white socks if I didn't have anything but white socks.

RE: excerpts from the journal of wayward mobility "You probably know someone who has it...and you probably hate them."
Me: Don't hate me cause I've got mana baby...
Them: Huh? you've got what?
Me: In a friend's anthro--
Them: I love you!
Me: Ummm, ok. YAY!

I'd like to have Mana. Especially when you'd be grouped in with Mrs. Horwood. (Who happens to be one of the nicest, happiest, and nicest person when mad teacher in the entire Angie universe!) Jocelyn, you rock! You really rock! I am going to visit you soon. La - di - daaaaaaa.....

Because I forgot that that special someone was going to call.

Pulls out megaphone: Guys, I'm easy. A Supreme Chalupa from Taco Bell and I'm down for the count. He got me for a supreme Chalupa. I resisted the muffin. I'm a good girl I am!

Cameron. Jocelyn. Meghan. Jess. there will be phone calls. there will be phone calls. hahahahaha!

You're highly qualified for the job. For a human anyway... Meet XQZ738.

If people lost their jobs because of robots would Engineers be at the top of the heirachy?

I'm such an internet hottie. *sizzle* How come it's not quite the same in reality? I mean come on people. Legs kicked up on the computer desk, practically straddling the monitor, and your dinner crusted plates crowding your keyboard area. Mmm, the internet community can afford to over look this. It's like believing everyone I talk to is a super sexy studmuffin.

Ahem, pass the Alliteration award.

Mmm, the simple things in life. Fur Elise: "E #D E #D E BDCA B#G BC..."

Help. Picking the right IMac color for me ? Did they have that in mind when they limited billions of people to 4 colors?? drool...56k modem as a default. drool.

Ultimate Linkage Bye-Byes, ! Jocelyn! Meghan! Jess!

You were always very nice in my little electronic cube!

Safe.

It's one person's honest opinion about you, and suddenly its on the web, and you feel like all the people who were of the same opinion are being united in their thoughts about you... Or a light has been turned on dispelling any doubt about how horrible you are. Do you let the little things get to you?

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Apparently one of those names are sexier and the other is friendlier. Would adopting a new name make all the difference? I mean if I was named RATFACE I’d have some terrible stories to tell you, and I think my Pita would be all the more fun to visit.

When I'm expressing my thoughts on relationships, I wish that people wouldn't assume there's trouble in paradise, or for that matter assume anything.

I wish I could make everday things in my life sound so cool, and show depth instead of reveal shallowness.

ANSWER ME

I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOVE ME. I am going to use the word love loosely. Why? Because I've been told that it's stupid to think about it now.

If you didn't like what I wrote imagine a little girl doing a little jig on top of a barrel. Was that funnier?

Don't give up on the stars. Cross your fingers, but only one set. A pair of crossed fingers is, forgive me, crossing the line. Oh, and when your car travels over railroad tracks touch the roof of your car and make a wish. All my superstitions relate to having wishes come true. Those are after all the best ones.

Last night I looked up into the skies and the brightest stars I've ever seen twinkled down at me. The city's clear sky was such a contrast from the usual murky blue depths that I couldn't help but find myself believing that the wish I made upon that star was going to be heard.

I made so many stupid insensitive remarks about my boyfriend last night I was surprised that he kissed me on the forehead when he did. It was good. It was very good.

Thank you. stars. Cameron.

It's not easy simply being naively charming. It just get's stupid once you get older. The numerous pats on the head --oh you're so cute-- are giving way to harder pats on the head. Ouch!

I've just recieved an email with every synonym possible for the word wonderful. It's a good feeling.

You exist, when people forget you because they haven't seen you, you still exist to me, and it melts me. Who? Those dear to me.

Boyfriends, surprisingly have quite a range of job descriptions and their girlfriends are only one of them. As it should be, but I still miss you.

Cameron -- jaiiii-baumb!!
Jess -- it's always good to have a friend in high places. YES!

If the world was ending tomorrow, I'd still wash my hair and make myself look good before going to visit all my friends. I'd stop off at each one of their houses and tell them how much I loved them. Then as my last act I would go over to the boyfriend's house and "consumate" [consume and mate? What kinda sadistic freak...] our relationship.

Oh man, I forgot people I know and talk to visit this page.

By the way, where do you want your testes sprinkled?

How could you do that to someone?

Especially my someone!!

Sticking to the parking meter motif...
Carefully inserting your valuables into the "parking meter" slot isn't going to make you a man, so you fucknuts who sit behind me in English class shut the hell up!

Does intense happiness in short bursts work for you? Do you think you could stand being happy by receiving immediate gratification from the one you love?

Can you delay that gratification for that person out there who wouldn't trade you in, or trade up?

My answer? I've asked a question that I can't give a black and white answer it's sorta gray scale at best. On one hand I don't want immediate gratification if it's going to disappear. I haven't been able to convince my heart to toughen up yet, so until then I'm content with the almosts.

I've wished on the stars for crazy things, but when I tried wishing last night the twinkling star suddenly zoomed closer...a shooting star?! My heart was about to put all my cynical thoughts to rest when I noticed the flashing red tail lights.

So I dangerously typed in a random URL address and voila! I was taken to a site with pictures. Not the usual nude pictures. Or the boring corporate site. Googleplex.com They're smart people with an artsy flair that kicks boredom's butt!

The inability to produce "My PROF said This My Prof said that" stories has made this a site a sore thumb. Thanks to Cameron I've been informed that the HUB mall diet especially popular among the freshmen is also known as "The Freshmen 15."

Emails from persons I've never met telling me how much they feel like they know me have a very strange effect on me. oh my. I'd hate to think that people's impressions of me are based from this page. I wish everything I wrote was the me that I wanted to show you guys, but really it's just a mess of words. A big one. Like, the question this afternoon. "Did you get to sit close to him and feel his heat?"

TO think I'm the product of a USEFUL mutation.

Crazy devotion returned to me inch for inch. I've become some sort of demented wounded girl who has been brainwashed with love songs.

Cam, if you haven't check your electronic mail!

To all the ex-boyfriends 2 who wished a hellish fate on me, it has come, and I'm exhausted. Are you happy?? MATT FLOOK. It's like a crazy paper trail, but not paper. Very well thought out. Yeah, I'm sorry, this is just how you're going to be linked.