[You ARE the father]
Friday, September 20, 2002 - 12:58 a.m.
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Just today, I had this really strong urge to recommend that the generously proportioned boat of a woman on the elevator take the stairs. Instead, her ass and I had an uncomfortably muffled conversation.
Sadly, the only thing that stopped me from enlightening her was the fact that she might play a part in my future success. That obese management person hired because of some "equal opportunites" "we hire fat peopel too" scheme. |
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Wednesday, August 28, 2002 - 11:05 p.m.
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Ewww... who lived here? |
[It's because I've never done this before.]
Saturday, February 16, 2002 - 02:45 p.m.
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Mmm, bottled water. I'm literally drinking away ny liquid assets.
2 sleepless nights later, I am frantically pulling my clothes on and rushing to the bus stop in an unfamilar neighbourhood. I am really enjoying the now of things.
I'm just ... I'll finish this later. |
[Um, does that really have to go in the records?]
Tuesday, February 12, 2002 - 06:02 p.m.
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Why do I run away in a huff of anger only in the hopes that the cause of my problems will run out and paint a "everything is alright now" perspective.
Well, hopefully, since I've typed it out, the whole notion of running away has excreted itself out of wherever it came from and will cease to be an acceptable option of problem-solving.
Plus, it's really difficult to make a hasty exit: make sure that someone notices you leave, and walk at just the right pace in order for someone to catch up to you.
If there's a next time, I'll speak up about the ants in m y pants.
Thanks goes out to those people who still love me. |
[Studying and homework made me smarter tonight.]
Monday, February 11, 2002 - 10:03 p.m.
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Hey there!
i enjoy reacting, analyzing, and being a pleasure to be with. Yes!
I'm going to enjoy what this lazy city has to offer. Mmm, to revel in the upcoming "Reading Week." In comparison to the reknown American spring breaks? Less whip cream, less sun, but the fun is all up to me baby. Huh! |
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Saturday, February 9, 2002 - 04:46 p.m.
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There are things in the making my friends. Many stories. Many revelations. Lots of monkeys! |
[How many people know after saying that, that they'll have you within the hour?]
Monday, February 4, 2002 - 06:42 p.m.
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I hate not knowing what to say. The most frustrating part is when I have to come up with something else to say in place of my real feelings.
-- the Television in the background butts into my thoughts:
"Micheal Jordan, is not having a divorce afterall. He and his wife are going to try and work it out, and that's my look at sports." - Television Sportscaster
If you don't find that funny, do not even think of getting in my pants. |
