Hello pita, how are you today? It's nice to come home from school be able to
talk to you and watch mr. fish simply swim there on his squiggly little line.
[hello pita formatchad's
pita | directed byjeff's
pita] Oh yeah, it's so girly, so what? Suck a...fatty. Joce,
your page is a good read.
Today I will post and delete it a million times and then re-post it every minute
so that I will be the 10 most recent pitas for the next 10 hours!
I used to want a lighter, and not because I smoke, but because than I'd have
an excuse to talk to strangers. Cute 17 year old strangers who smoke, but only
cause they're rebels deep down inside and future husky voiced heart throbs.
Then I'd be popular. I'd be popular without having to wear short
skirts, being pretty, or being stinking rich. Then I'd have a boyfriend
who didn't wear short skirts either. Maybe you should get a baby in a baby carriage
to show your sensitive side too Angie. Shut up Angie!
Yesterday I held a cigarette in my hand! A lit cigarette. [ooh, ahh] To be more
specific it had an eggshell white coating with a finish that $6.50 could buy.
Du Maurier, circa 2000 most likely. Unfortunately there was no peer pressure
to smoke it. In fact, the cigarette owner was shamelessly being insulted about
smoking. He bowed his head in shame, and then exhaled his smoke onto our shining
faces. Lesson learned.
Hi my name is Angie, and I was F---A---T.
[The word's so small for it's meaning so I thought I'd feed it some triple chocolate
cheesecake.] I never really thought I was fat when I was younger, nor did the
giant sweaters, the elastic sweatpants, and the added buoyancy in the swimming
pool clue me in either. The 11 year old wearing her nearly transparent [after
numerous uses] flowery bathing suit with pink frilly shoulder straps floated
with her tummy up in the yellow tube. Her short black hair stuck to her head
and she giggled as she was spun around in the tube -- "Hey, your tummy
has rolls!!" She looks down and low and behold rolls A, B, and C gurgle
back at her. Gurgle, GurGle, Gurgle!
I'm no duchess of pork to york, but I've managed to eliminate
roll C. People roll their eyes, when I group 'fat' and 'me' in the same sentence.
That's cool, cause then that means 'suckin' in' still works. Oh, every skinny
torso I see, I tack on another hour I need to work out.
Hi my name is Angie, and I was F---A---T.
$200 dollars and 3 toe blisters later I've found
the dress that I said Iwasn'tgoing to buy. Turning
up my nose at the pastel colors got harder and harder as each non-pastel
dress seemed to be designed for the breasty inclined, the old spinster's
drabs, or for the "open for your convenience type." [You mean this
is the bottom half?]
Well, short of getting nekkid on grad night I opted for the chaste pastel
charm of a poofy number.
Alright kiddies, some questions for you to eat. #2 provided by Jocelyn.
You've got to highlight the brackets after the choice to see how many
points each response is worth. The chart is at the bottom.
1) when you see an attractive someone of the opposite sex pouring
a cup of coffee you:
a) close the distance and swat the "fly" off their butt [3]
b) yell, "WATCH OUT!" and laugh at their reaction [2]
c) offer to go get the cream since you used the last bit yesterday.[1]
d) consider saying hi, but you give up and go back to Cindy on page 5
of Playboy [2]
2) your date is wearing stiletto shoes and a huge puddle is barring
your path:
a) you lift her up among giggles of protest and trudge across the void
[1]
b) you ask if she could just walk around it? [2]
c) you throw her jacket over [3]
d) you take this as an opportunity to grope her breasts [2]
3) when you can't make out what someone hot is saying you:
a) assume they, want sex, but is too nervous/shy to say it coherently
[3]
b) cutely furrow your brows and ask politely for them to repeat? [1]
c) pretend you heard it, slap your thighs and laugh because it's so funny,
hyuk-hyuk! [2]
d) you didn't hear what they were saying because you couldn't read their
nipples [3]
4) you have to pick out an outfit to wear for your first date you:
a) smile and put on different colored socks cause you've been anticipating
this moment forever [1]
b) wear the fuzzy undergarments so that you both can have fun [2]
c) wear your clean underwear just in case you get lucky [2]
d) don't zip your jeans up because a good date consists of efficiency
[3]
I'm the latest pita on the market, and I've gotta say, that deep soul searching topics aren't going to cut it here.
Look forward to such topics as: Wet laundry after you've put it in the coin operated dryer debates?
Can people really tell I'm turned on if I'm a girl? I'm embarrassed when my nipples appear through shirts.
I am a doomed chicken when it comes to HTML error 453-open brac[ket]--> committment.
1:30AM and I'm developing a sore throat!! Yes it was a sftd : [suck face-td.] Transmitted disease territory baby.
I love hard brackets! Mmm. SLLURP. [ ]
Joce, has HOT GAPING pitas all over her page, and I'm so turned on by it. Actually GAPING sounds so brutal. I'm envisioning the "giant conception watermelon" peeking out right now.
QUICK!! Kill line of thought.
Random Thoughts: smellyfeet, How? How did they make this connection?
Sign my guest book or it's off to the kitchen with you! [hint: no smoking]
