[say, "Do you want me to vomit?" in vietnamese] Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 03:57 p.m.

My mother has just pointed out my folly. I'm interested in pubescent teenagers. 17 years old, and I'm worried about looking more lusty and robusty when I could just gloss my lips and strut my stuff for older men. Older rich men. I'm smart, I'm cute, but here's the hook, I'm young and impressionable... you know you want me. Another innocent sector in my brain has been corrupted. A newspaper caption spurrs my mother into action. "Angie, Celine Dion marry an old man, but he rich. You marry, but rich is better."

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[embellish - that's the word I was looking for!] Saturday, October 21, 2000 at 12:07 p.m.

Oh no, this is what happened last night! I've recently become the owner of two dogs,. Both are white , but one's speckled black. I also have another pet, something else much more dear to me than the dogs. (I didn't even name them!) Ducky, (the duck!) we love eachother. He came potty trianed! Wanna know something cute he did? "I have no particular prolem with you telling me, and you're going to tell me anyway." Good guess! So anyway: He [Ducky] got uncomfortably feverish, and so he decided to wrap a towel full of ice cubes around him, (he's so smart!). When I called to see if Ducky was ok, there was no answer! I ran around looking for him, and there he was on the steps shivering from the cold. You can bet i got him out of those wet towels in a jiffy! We sat and watched TV together while he warmed up. Also: I had sex in a closet. I had to lie to the owner of the closet and say that a crazy man had chased me in there. I hid my lover behind some clothes in the closet. The owner of the closet rummaged through the closet and found a nice lacey shirt she liked. I was able to breathe a sigh of relief when she didn't discover my lover, (not so carefully hidden you see). Oh yeah, and I was wearing a bathing suit the whole time, so when it came time to explain I said that I was also on my way to swimming lessons when the crazy man chased me into the closet. Oddly enough, Chris, Adam (alex's little brother), and Alex were there to witness the whole thing, (not the sex though...I hope). 10 days until hallowe'en! Yes, the above sigh, was a dream.

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[] Friday, October 20, 2000 at 03:33 p.m.

Ok, ok, I won't date you if call. (expects the tide of phonecalls now).

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[Theoretically, I could get 7+ dates!] Friday, October 20, 2000 at 01:44 p.m.

First person to call me has a date. You might even get your first kiss, or *saucer eyes* lesbian kiss! I'll keep you posted on this development.

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[Cute to the power of 4!!] Friday, October 20, 2000 at 08:22 a.m.

Good morning!! Today I woke up at 7:02AM instead of 6:45am. Imagine my surprise when I discovered that my little sister had woken up at 5:34AM. What did those earlier hours do for her imagination? Jelly bean and chocolate bar cereal. Let's see, now that's 2 essential nutrients isn't it? Poll!

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[PING! PING!] Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 04:55 p.m.

NO MAIL! I can hear my email program snickering. "How many times can a person see that and keep checking?" I need a new design! maybe I'll go pink. Oh wait, i've done that.

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[funky monkey] Thursday, October 19, 2000 at 09:50 a.m.

when will my page by like funky monkey!

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[guilty] Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 07:38 p.m.

The yellow pipes of Super Store loomed over head, and the street lights in the parking lot shone on the smashed jar of baby food. OH NO! I needed to make up for th $0.89 loss. While my mother put our cart away, I ran around the parking lot returing as many carts as I could and collecting the quarters like a mad women. I made Two Whole Dollars!

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[why are you giving me the evil eye??] Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 05:24 p.m.

In spite of it all, I think I'm a likeable person. There's some falling out, but i really know who I can trust. Am I being paranoid? Is it IN MY head?! Am I insane? JESS?!?!? Joce. You guys help! I'm going to wither aaaway now. It's like all the hellish fates wished for me have compounded this year and slammed me into a personality crisis. Your stupid huffing and puffing seems to always get the better of me. Sometimes I feel like I've yelled, "I have a boyfriend nah nah nah boo boo!!!" and opened myself up to being knocked down a peg or two. Then they say, not so subtely, If you really want to see him, talk to him on your own time not ours!! Ok, I'm sorry. People like me so much better when I'm single. What luck.. That didn't kill today though. We made art forgeries, and I was able to catch up with jess for a few seconds and cam, and joce. I miss you guys 5 minutes after I've seen you.

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[4 minutes] Wednesday, October 18, 2000 at 08:26 a.m.

I've got some morning glory to pass on to you! A savings of the heart you might say... I am now a robot. You can spare me your love. Yes, do agree on how much you hate me in your lounge of HUB. Guys, is there really a "conversation" going on with more than one individual? Actually, I'm very excited today. I have made the conscious decision of eating my lunch at 8:30AM today. Good Morning!

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[Is it so?] Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 10:25 p.m.

Is my poll correct?? It's a tie between driving to the border in Chris' car while playing Dance Dance Revolution and playing Dance Dance Revolution? Confirm and vote more than once! : Poll

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[I AM ANGIE HEAR ME ROAR!] Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 09:17 p.m.

Listen, just because I feel like telling you that you suck, doesn't mean that I in turn suck, maybe just a little mean. The FATDUCK has emailed me, but let's all understand that this was the result of an accident, Thanks for the surprise email Alex! If you don't think you can give enough then find someone who can make you feel like you want to. Next, I think Cameron rocks! AND I thinkJocelyn, Meghan, & Jess rule. They are linking me because they like me. None of that wanting to be associated with only cool sites crap. On a lighter note: I guess something good will come of Jeff's death. Ah, I linked him, things can't be that bad.

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[I have a "f"eminist for an English teacher] Tuesday, October 17, 2000 at 05:06 p.m.

JOY! It thrills me to carefully laugh at the genders. Hahah, look a boy doll that cries PAPA! and can go pee. We have a whole week of this. I cannot wait until we start the, "Yeah, why are you guys so ...?" And the "Yeah, well you girls are too..." It's only fun, if you don't take it so seriously... Oh my god...gosh. We're going to be ruining some very fundamental social values.

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[I'm fine, and then you go merrily on your way] Monday, October 16, 2000 at 10:12 a.m.

How many times have you been asked "how are you?" in passing? Is this their way of telling you they care in their 5 second manner? 5 seconds, and they've let you know that they acknowledged your presence and might even care, but what about the minutes that you're left with after they've posed the question? The minutes where you're left to ponder the answer. "Not too well. I think I'm coming down with an STD, and my husband thinks I'm cheating." When these people ask "how are you?" do they really want an answer? So, who is responsible for these nicities we use, anyway? Didn't they know that an answer usually follows a question? "You look great today!" Thank you, so very much. Does that mean I looked terrible yesterday? You seem awfully surprised that I look great today. Angie Pita : Limited Democracy Rules I was thinking we should play naked jello Twister on your birthday but: renting a mat, and playing dance dance on the playstation, sounds good. eating lots of glutenous food is the way to go! (eat out) we could sing karaoke! I thought we were going to plan a surprise party for you? Right guys? guys? Submit a Suggestion Results

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[accumulated on my clip board] Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 11:52 p.m.

I don't know what I was thinking but this is what happens as the night crawls on: 212.186.134.24 (warez server that gave me 1017b/sec for an 89mb file...) Angie switches to the blinking AIM icon. The user talks about the girls that he's dated. AIM chatter: Everyone I've been with so far, they're too young, they want to surf the Guy Smorgasboard. They don't wanna get tied down... they just want to meet other people to say the same thing to. (slaps society open-handed in the face) After the expected pummelling of shameless porno ads while miserably searching for Mac warez. This is what I required of my dream man "...well I have to like him." Stop sending me gross emails guys, I'm tired of hearing from you....why do you keep sending me emails?

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[last entry revised] Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 06:01 p.m.

have you been a part of the AngiePita Poll? Note: It's already been legal to for me to fog up car windows since 1996! would a piece of paper stop you from having sex? I guess if you had a paper cut in a delicate area.

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[You are feeling cool, sexy, and aggressive right?] Sunday, October 15, 2000 at 11:29 a.m.

"3 more months until, 3 more months until...." Do you chant mantras like that in your head while looking forward to events that could be extremely wonderful or peter out like a wet fireworks stick? "1 more month, 1 more month..." I am going to be able to vote, and cause condensation on windows legally. Huff huff, pant, pant... and then trace smiley faces through the fogged up windows! Hint: Happy happy birthday to me! The day after Remembrance Day! Program this into your brains or if you have one, PDAs

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[it's obviously not my fault says the teenager Angie] Friday, October 13, 2000 at 04:23 p.m.

I don't do this very often : Today I think my "bitchiness" is due to the role society has placed upon my gender, and my need to adhere to it as best as I can is constantly conflicting with my need to have fun, which in turn is causing an extreme lack of control in the area of gratuitious swearing fuck fuck and emotional control. Don't tell me I deserve it. Tell me another truth ok? I'm jealous of the small things being smart gives you. Such as the time to sit back and do nothing in particular because you did it right the first time around. What makes me happy? closing emails with 'love'. Girls who could really make your day, but you'd have to discover that offline. I am one fucked up chick!

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[small bundles of joy] Friday, October 13, 2000 at 08:07 a.m.

I'm still too sheltered in my older sister, phone curfew-ed way, so big things don't happen much. Just a random assortment of little things but some are bigger than others! 'Such as?' You ask? Well, I'm not quite sure yet, but when I find a newly formed useful mutation on my body, I'll let you know! The piggy next to the big toe squeals, "Yo dudette! You don't think this awesome crooked toe I've got going on is a useful mutation? Well think again!!" It reaches to scratch my back....

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[Bustin a move!] Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 09:58 p.m.

Break out Right Said Fred's - I'm Too Sexy ,and you've got yourself a party!! I'm too sexy for this pita! If I keep saying sexy peole will soon relate the word with me right, you sexy thing you!

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[suddenly snob] Thursday, October 12, 2000 at 09:58 p.m.

I would do anything to avoid a confrontation. i would pretend to like an obtuse dolt if it were to keep things peaceful. I really would. "Why do pricks like that get away with befriending nice people?"

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[fresh old memories] Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 09:01 p.m.

I once asked a home economics teacher whether she did everything that she made us do. She said, 'no,' and seemed really pissed. What the heck were we putting bleach in with with dish water for?? Why don't we just disinfect our faces with corrosive cleaning agents. (Excuse me miss, but I think the skinless boney hand on the label means that this stuff is going to be fucking overkill?)

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[If you actually watch the TV commercials this might make sense] Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 02:45 p.m.

Today at lunch I conducted my own experiment. The sample size was small, but they were from 3 different households. After kissing: Baked Pita 1: I received two raised eyebrows from passer bys. Baked Pita 2: the owner didn't take to my kissing her lunch too well, and I thought sitting beside a person for 80 minutes merited some rights! Baked Pita 3: the pita turned into a really hot blonde-streaked babe! I think we're dealing with a major case of false advertising.

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[Friday the 13th] Wednesday, October 11, 2000 at 08:13 a.m.

There was some superstition attached to that date isn't there? Mind you I'm asking respectfully. I don't want any of this being misread for disrepectful nature. Please don't hurt me! So when do we set our clocks back. I'm anxious for that hour!

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Angie since November 12, 1982