[I didn't know this...]
Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 10:36 a.m.
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apparently someone said that the slogan of 2001 was "sugar sweet". Just remember, say "sugar sweet" anytime anybody asks you how your date/job/movie/etc is going or was.
Make your year "sugar sweet" baby. People is crazy.
--GEK |
[Oh my God you work here???]
Wednesday, January 3, 2001 - 10:17 a.m.
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BlindCrazyKitten:"Nah"
GEK:"I sound so bad when I say oh my god!!, like those teens at the mall"
BCK:"Oh that is ok, you used to sound even worse when you were one of those ^_^"
My old pal BCK is in town, YES!!!, it looks like an ocean, three countries and two languages ain't enough to separate two Europa graduates. There had to be an up in the down sides of receiving so many visits from the past.
A short story of BCK (since I won't tell mine I think I should tell one just as similar).
Born in a country was raised in a complete different one. She speaks even more languages than me, and she is younger than I am, she graduated college last year, but I don't think she wants to go for more. Her story is different in the part where she meets a guy over the internet, gets married to him and moves to this same state just for the heck of it. She earned her crazy title by being a party animal, fun, and always make everybody smile and laugh histerical even when she was crying. I rather not talk about the things she did on spring breaks (amazingly none of them involved flashing or drinking, but she got about 20 marriage proposals). She is an improved and younger GEK, dammit!, and her name was directly picked out of a poem of Pablo Neruda, so she has her own exclusive poem... it is not fair, and to make things more uneven her husband is tall, more than smart, geniuos, strong, and as far as I could tell, woohoo, very hot.
I think she stole my life.
Give it back you crazy bitch!.
BCK:"HaHa, in your dreams".
--GEK |
[Is it over now?]
Tuesday, January 2, 2001 - 10:16 a.m.
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Happy New Year everybody!.
Finally the 2000 is over, and as every year, by some reason I hope this one will be different... and as a matter of fact it always is VERY different.
I will make short and just keep to myself the most bizarre and difficult circumstances that I have encountered in the last few days. I rather leave things alone, and ghosts buried and in peace... but for an affordable price i will tell it all!. :-)
I am at the office today, i needed to get some computers kicked and some printers into shape, and what would you know, another of my exes was waiting for me, oh joy!. What is wrong with you people???, get over yourselves, so you weren't as good looking and rich for me to stand your abuse or neglect, so what?. Geez!!!.
I keep having a dream in which CP sends me a bunch of legal papers to sign. In a start I think they are divorce papers, for which I was very grateful for, but looking closer they are adoption papers, and in a side note it reads: "Since I cannot make you my wife, i will make you my daughter and you will have to do as I say"
I need a vacation from all this people, I think I will change my name. How about Bellula??, any ideas?
--GEK |
[Resolutions as of now...]
Sunday, December 31, 2000 - 02:32 p.m.
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I've got 300 something days to think about this.... I'll get back to you.
In the meantime, have a wonderful New Year's Eve! See you guys next year! |
[I didn't know ghosts could kiss]
Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 05:27 p.m.
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What happens when you open the door one morning and somebody you hadn't seen in years and once you loved madly is there freezing cold and looking hopeless?.
That you believe you have watched too many movies and that you are dreaming, or well that your husband will kill him because he is huge as a bear.
I am not sure what is going on now. This stranger, but known person is asleep in our couch, and Pep seems quite calm. I always thought he would attack mercilessly any being that could shake his kingdom in any way, but he was the only one not in shock. I think i am living in a book, a crazy one, and whoever is writting is having a kick out of it. I wonder if I am the one starring... perhaps it is Pep, I am just the one who mantains the things tidy and makes the cookies at the end of every chapter.
Str:"I always thought one day you'd say you loved me"
GEK:"I said it, but you were too busy looking the football game"
--GEK |
[Why should it be that all the fish in the see are all unable to sing?]
Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 02:58 p.m.
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I don't purposely forget my shirts and shoes and chapsticks at my boyfriend's house so that I have an excuse to see him. More often than not, I'm reminding him of our 36th hour anniversary, or something along those lines, (that usually works).
I can breathe underwater because I have amphibious nostrils. I hate it when I accidently flare my nostrils... |
[New Year's Eve]
Saturday, December 30, 2000 - 01:37 p.m.
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One event after another, it's excitiing. Very exciting. It's Indiana Jones exciting. After watching the one about the lost arch/ark? last night with my friends they had determined that God can be one heck of a badass.
I'm not sure when it happened but Tom Jones' "SEX BOMB" has really gotten a hold of my groove thing. it's like UH UH, Tom Jones you give me the heebie jeebies, and I like it. This is also a good time to tell you that I'm a little under the weather, and have had very little sleep.
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[I am too young...]
Friday, December 29, 2000 - 05:45 p.m.
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for drinking, have a degree and a half, to be married, but I did and do it anyways.
Today it was one of those glorified afternoons, in which everybody who called you crazy venerates you and says: "Hey, you were right, not only right, magnificent!"
I cannot say I don't like it, and that I didn't feel like rolling on my victory like pig in mud, but I didn't. It was curious enough that everybody did it at the same time. I am still grateful to those who put me down though, I wouldn't have been this stubborn on everything I have been doing.
New Years is close, also the partying from 10 to 10, I just hope this time I don't get a hangover like the one last year... it lasted 3 days, ugh.
Oh yeah, and I fixed the car of a guy who lives in the building, I am not sure yet, and also I hope it doesn't explode, but acording to him it worked wonderfully.
This year was extremely crazy, good, bad, it went to extremes back and forth, but I guess I am ok, no broken bones, and for once in a long time, not even a crack on my heart. Bless you monogamy.
--GEK |
[Atleast it's fucking consistent.]
Friday, December 29, 2000 - 02:50 p.m.
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what is your problem?!?!
so, I'm a little disappointed, and there's nothing I can do to make it work. well, fuck, fuck, fuck.
I just cried like a baby. Things didn't go my way today. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
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[I think I married a mad man.]
Thursday, December 28, 2000 - 11:06 a.m.
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Following a new cycle of night-early morning awakenings, Pep decided that the fact that it started to rain at 3 made a good excuse to wake me up.
There is nothing like early morning discussions to drive anybody crazy.
My dreams keep going back to my highschool years back at Brazil. I have been playing Diablo II for too long, and terrorizing too many people.
I am glad I get to work at home now, I don't like college students, I used to, but after the first degree it lost it's magic. I need to break up with my learning.
And the Chinese cookie said: "Do not let great ambitions overshadow small success... in bed"--> Pep:"That goes for men with little atributes".
"A faihful friend is a strong defense... between the sheets" (Sounds like a troyan commercial).
--GEK |
[Darn, you and your bug!]
Wednesday, December 27, 2000 - 01:13 p.m.
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This happy little girl is me! I can't wait to see you guys again!
Between Christmas cheer and viruses my family has been pretty much predictable. That's not-so-good.
I'm waiting for my friends to come back, whether that be from the devilish clutches of sickness or San Diego. |
[Hmmm... hello?]
Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 10:15 a.m.
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I think I am all alone today, nobody gets paid enough to come to work at christmas time I guess. Not even my retard boss who hasn't even showed up.
It makes me mad she was the one making us open the place anyways. The rest of the universities are closed untill the third, and here I am, sitting in the middle of the room with about 300 new pretty computers, playing video games with myself. Fortunatly Pep, Car, and some of our friends are on their way. Nothing like a giant game of something and races with chairs along the hallways of an enourmous library to make work worthwhile.
Sometimes I imagine I am the only human alive... and it all would be ok, but I wouldn't have my chinese food delivered.
--GEK |
[Call me mrs vain...]
Monday, December 25, 2000 - 09:40 p.m.
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Merry Christmas!
If love were tangible and "wrappable" that would be the best gift in the world, but I'll settle for those material gifts.
Cosmopolitan says that a pony-tail is the way to go. "When you approach that adorable guy talk with him for a bit, and then take your hair out of its pony tail. By playing with your strands of hair while you converse with him, he'll know that you'd like to get closer..."
pfft...
And it gives me orgasm advice... "soak a cloth with it and you'll lose 5 calories!" Oh wait, that's one of the dieting tips. |
[Oh, sweet morning]
Sunday, December 24, 2000 - 01:45 p.m.
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Well, yeah, it is 2 pm and I just woke up, but I have my reasons. I barely can remember what I have been doing by the last 2 days. Too many things I assume. I can tell I went to watch Cast Away and Family Man in the same day... perhaps even at the same time. I liked Cast Away, and Family Man made me MAD.
Today it is my turn to be a perfect host and cook a complicated meal... to be sincere I don't even know what to do yet, all I have is the dessert which required hours to make.
I remember buying a bottle of kalhua and eggnog, what we did with it is a mystery, but I assume we drank it all. Oh, and I got my neighbours arrested for excesive noise. I am such a bitch sometimes, but they were asking for it. I was getting sick, but I guess I sent my sickness to somebody else I don't like, so I am healthy like an apple.
I want pop corn, now!.
Things I think Pep got me (by the look of the presents), a diamond, platinum pendant, tools, software, stuffed animals.
I got him his favourite cookies, a big cheetor transformer toy, a lego robot making set (with computer software), and a Hermenegildo Zegna suit.
I love being paid so much for nothing.
--GEK |
[Wow!, is it christmas already???]
Friday, December 22, 2000 - 01:35 p.m.
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I don't pay much attention to holidays, perhaps because I can come and go whenever I want all the time.
Pep's best friend is in town... that means the drinking games are back from that time when we were young and trying to figure out what being drunk was all about. Ever since I had discovered I can actually drink an entire bottle of rum and be in all of my senses, more cheery than usual but still alert.
Don't wait up, I will be gone for a while.
--GEK |
[]
Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 10:53 p.m.
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Gap's clothing commercials are odd; they make little people so sexual, and funky like. It took years for me to grow out of sweats and a fat body! (Don't worry I'm way sex-aaay now right friends?)
Tomorrow, I won't procrastinate. I promise.
Yeah, that's because Christmas break starts tomorrow.
Pisshaw. Ye, of little faith.
It's delicious to have a new referrer that isn't sex related! |
[Never ceases to be my fault]
Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:40 a.m.
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Christmas tree decorating is going to be fun this year, next year, the year after that....
Keep me in mind for the holidays! Have yourself a Merry Christmas, and I'll try to come up with something you'll want to read later.
Hugs to all the people I've ever loved before,
Angie |
[I don't know how I made it]
Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 05:22 p.m.
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Have you ever had this feeling... a feeling which tells you "I did it!", and then lets you fall to a "How???". I guess that is a common feeling in life, but in mine... it is ridiculous.
I remember having at least one boyfriend on every part of the military. Marines, navy, army, national guard, you name it. I remember having a cop and a firefighter too, even a doctor in philosophy, but I cannot remember how did i get those relationships to start or end. I am pretty sure I ended them all, and that I didn't start any, but I can't remember how.
As a matter of fact the only three relationships I can remember are the first one, the one with my best friend, (which wasn't really a relationship because he was engaged, and we were just kind of playing...), and Pep.
Why I bring this up?, because yesterday, at 4 am, while riding on the car (because Pep couldn't sleep), he kept asking questions that I am sure he really doesn't want answered, but go figure.
To all my failed relationships, I am sorry I cannot remember you, good thing you all sent me at least one love letter though.
--GEK |
[last night?]
Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 11:12 a.m.
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I would have told you, but I couldn't find your person anywhere near me when I needed it.
Approximately 4AM Wednesday, I was dreaming about you. It happened kinda suddenly. Jocelyn, you know prolix.pitas.com? Well, she told me that dreams can be a sign of the poor state my psycholo-majig is in. I almost believed her. Then she said it wasn't true. I liked that better, so I chose to believe it.
I dreamt that we were in a club, much like the one we were at in reality, (Cafe Remedy). You were being really smart with the reporter, and I was blinking. Then she nodded her head at something, (I'm sure was very witty), and when she had finished you said, "This is my girlfriend of choice. She was the inspiration behind the rocketship, you know?"
I've never been so proud. |
[mmm, I love warm seats]
Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 09:38 a.m.
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It was 2 for and 2 against the butt-warmed seats. As for me, it's a bit unsettling to sit in someone else's heat. "It's like sitting in someone's armpit." - Angie, before she was introduced to Mr. Peach, and Mrs. Cooler
Angie Status:
During the wee hours of the morning (8AM), I felt a little like a solitary rum ball left to ferment in chocolate and alcohol. No longer is my need to go to the bathroom greater than my ability to walk a straight line. That's a relief! Thanks for the crutches guys, aka Jess, Joce, Chris, Jeff, and Cameron. WOO, last night was silly-fun!
RE: pushplay.pitas.com
Wanna break up with someone? Do it in person, because that's the toughest, and if you like doing the "right thing," apparently this is it. If you doubt that the breakup will have any effect on his person, or couldn't care less, and/or if you wouldn't see him in normal social functions anyway, etc, you could ditch him like:
- a sack of coals
- you would a stupid bumb
- a sack of stagnant rum balls
Thanks, Angie. Thanks a lot. |
[That girl ain't right]
Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 10:28 a.m.
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Things that make me go, EEEE!!!
I used to say: "There's a first time for everything." While I eagerly awaited for the other partaker in the conversation to make the obvious connection to my virginal purity. I have the feeling that if I said that now, the first thought that would come to mind is: "Woah, she hasn't done it the other way yet!" Sorry! Here's something else for you to think about.
That boy ain't right
I want this boy!
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[Cookies, fortunes... ah well.]
Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:20 p.m.
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Remember that fortune on the bed game?, my latest finds:
"We should not expect from others what we cannot do ourselves... in bed" (oooh yeah baby)
"You will always get what you want through your charm and personality...between the sheets" (oh... really?) -_-
"Present your best ideas today to an eager and welcoming audience... between the sheets" (I wonder how many people is there required to form an audience... and if they would fit on my bed)
More fortunes when I get more cookies.
--GEK |
[Elementary school is stressful]
Tuesday, December 19, 2000 - 12:12 p.m.
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PepTo:"I am sorry mom, I really didn't think he would think it was actually true!"
GEK:"Why would you tell anybody that a jellyfish tastes like chinese noodle soup if you didn't want them to try to eat it?"
PepTo:"I don't know... he was bothering me all the time... it just popped up on my head"
Pep:"Well... it could be worse, I mean, I guess I was worse when I was at elementary"
GEK:"We don't need your inspirational adventures right now dear"
Is it me or my dreams are getting too real, or too familiar?. World, beware, someday I will have kids too.
--GEK |
[the story of how I got so tall]
Monday, December 18, 2000 - 10:03 p.m.
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In my case, it was all the time I spent hanging from my ankles in the spider room of my old house. My parents used to punish me for eating dirt.
Also, I do love me some spaghetti.
Love,
Jocelyn |
[Some day you'll thank me!]
Monday, December 18, 2000 - 08:33 p.m.
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How did you get so tall? Is it the milk? The giraffe milk? That caucasian substance known as spaghetti?
My mother was wondering if my daughter would give me as difficult a time as I give her. That got me thinking... will I be coming home to my daughter making out with her "no hablo english" boyfriend, the TV tuned onto the porno network, my other daughter trying to discover her sexual preference by licking flavored condoms, and my husband cuckolding the secretary? That would be a difficult time. I guess the bar is lowered every generation?
|
[Why they never say hello?]
Monday, December 18, 2000 - 02:28 p.m.
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Following some strange instinct Pep and I ended up going to the last session of movies to watch, (check this out), The Emperor's New Groove.
I had heard from somebody it was actually pretty funney, and anyways, I needed to laugh some, so we took off after a entire day of laundries and got there in time.
While we were ordering our tickets at the automatic machine some kids of ages between 16-18 years were looking at us, not with the usual curious look we get, but one of them actually seemed to want to talk to us. He gave two steps forward, but when we turned around he jumped back and hid between his friends.
I didn't really pay much attention to this, but the kid followed us to our movie and stayed looking at us like a puppy while we sat down. I looked at him directly and he ran away.
Sometimes I don't understand people, I mean, I don't bite!, Pep perhaps, but not while I am there anyways ^_^;;.
The movie was fun, it actually had NO SINGING, none whatsoever... and if there was, no singing animals o people that belonged to the story anyways.
--GEK |
[pilfered from Prolix.pitas.com]
Monday, December 18, 2000 - 09:52 a.m.
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Hello!
This is your friend! I am your friend. I - AM - YOUR - FRIEND. Stressed due to gift giving? Finals, sexual anxiety, and/or hunger? Well, then meet me Wednesday for coffee, and I'll tell you about the Unversity of SC. Guaranteed $3000/season. HO HO HO! |
[Yes!]
Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 05:23 p.m.
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A break from my oh-so introspective thoughts. Follow me. |
[I want a tow away truck for christmas]
Sunday, December 17, 2000 - 06:29 p.m.
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Yes, you heard me, a big red flashy one.
It looked like it was going to rain so instead of a picnic we decided to go over the mall and watch some movies. We ended up watching "What women want" (oddly enough it was Pep's idea). It wasn't bad, had very good jokes, and the acting was pretty decent.
It was long so we decided to leave and have some dinner. The mall was packed, christmas time... ugh, and unfortunately there are too many morons left unsupervised. One of this creatures had parked behind three cars and blocked any way to get out.
Pep reacted on the tipical way, using every insult he could find and thinking of a way to retaliate. While he went inside to get a tow away I stayed by the car eating the remaining pop corn and playing with the idea of scratching the heck of the paint of the car.
About 40 minutes after we got stuck a tall guy, a very stupid tall guy, came out of the mall all calm and happy and opened the car.
GEK:"Well, you are a very funney man you know"
Moron:"Wha?"
GEK:"You have been blocking me for about 40 minutes (you moron)"
Moron:"Oh, I am sorry, I didn't know I was blocking you... can I buy you a cup of coffee?"
GEK:"NO"
Moron:"Can I have your number?"
GEK:"NO!"
Moron:"Why, you are seeying somebody?"
GEK:"None of your business, (should I lie and tell him I am a man?)"
Moron:"C'mmon"
GEK:"Move-your-car-out-of-the-way!!!"
After a while he finally moved again, I guess the wedding ring doesn't do it for some people, but once away he had parked illegally blocking 3 cars at once, so I guess I could see that comming.
--GEK |
[Christmas Songs]
Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 02:35 p.m.
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When i grow up will I be singing S Club 7's "traditional" Christams songs with my kids? Will my fallopian tube be safe from bursting during ovulation?
I'm not sure, what the future holds, but I do know that Mr. Scruff has music for me and you!
- Blackpool Roll
- Chipmunk
- Get A Move On
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[ZzzzZzzzz... huh?]
Saturday, December 16, 2000 - 03:33 p.m.
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GEK:"What??, is it over?, what happened??"
Pep:"Hmmmm... I don't know, I got lost after the part in which the frogs were swimming in the cream."
CJ:(laughing)"I think the speech was about what not to do with animals"
GEK:"All I remember is that he was talking about an egg rolling down a hill, and getting into a chicken farm, and chickens adopting the egg, and a bald eagle getting out of the egg, and then I don't know..."
Pep:"I am gonna get some more pop corn"
GEK:"What happened to the Eagle anyways, was he designated to a KFC bucket or something?"
Graduation Speeches get more and more surrealistic every time I hear one. I guess that by the time I get my degree they will bring out some mimes. (None of the above was made up, if you want to hear the entire story of the frogs in the cream Pep will gladly transcript it).
--GEK |
[It is quiet outside]
Friday, December 15, 2000 - 10:26 a.m.
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And here that is actually quite rare. Everybody is gone for christmas, and it feels good. We have the whole city for our own, and today a bunch of interesting movies come out... or I hope so.
Tonight for the first time I will attend to a graduation that is not mine. It feels funney when you become the youngest of your inmediate circle of friends from one day to another.
Life is fun, well, sometimes.
--GEK |
[Disgruntled friends]
Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 09:54 a.m.
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I'm really glad I don't have any "disgruntled friends" in any significant industries. Maybe one or two in fast food establishments, and a grocery store, but that's ok, there's more than one fast-food chain in town, and I know for a fact, noone I know works at my neighbourhood grocery store.Yes, I run away from my problems, and disgruntled friends. If you were to review my life and go to problem scenarios you would often see me walking briskly away, or being chased by friends who actually care about what's troubling me this time. So, yeah, I'm really glad that I don't have to worry about spit in my McChicken sandwiches or milk cartons being piled on my loaves of bread. |
[Agh!, I am still asleep]
Thursday, December 14, 2000 - 09:41 a.m.
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I am late to work, the coffee machine is not working, I can't think straight, there is no hot water in the shower, and here I am, writting on a pita... I am nuts.
It is cold here dammit!!!
--GEK |
[FUDGE!]
Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 09:36 p.m.
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I'm not coming back until I feel better.
There's 12 days until Christmas and I haven't started any Christmas shopping.
Anyway, I'm feeling horrible. Please, someone remind me why I'm not like my mother! Start with something like, "Angie, for starters, you don't have hormones in your body which wreak havoc." And then end with reasons as to why I'm so good to know. |
[Don't worry, I am still evil]
Wednesday, December 13, 2000 - 01:29 p.m.
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I don't know if I have mentioned it, but I have noisy neighbours, the kind that will turn up the music at 2 am just because they like to make people mad. Fortunatly I have no problem to endure the heavy music, but yesterday they woke me up, thing which is really dangerous.
I don't know how I did it, but I took the phone, dialed the police and got two cars outside their house in less than 10 minutes.
The neighbours went to the street, and I swear, they were cheering, I fell like William Wallace, making people free to sleep anytime and live happily.
I am evil, I show no remorse, and I like people adoring me. (psycho laugh) ^o^. And I also like kittens and puppies and cute stuffed animals.
--GEK |
[To whom it concerns:]
Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 07:54 p.m.
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AHH, I'm going to go krazy kamakaze style on yo ass if you persist in .... |
[Eew... fish water]
Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 05:54 p.m.
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4 years ago
When I was younger being the best I could be in school was an issue for me. Somewhere along the line I had picked up the idea that if I wasn't beautiful on the outside then I better be damn smart.
You know, I'm glad I don't have to add, "people to love me" on my christmas wishlist. YESSS! I'm loved. |
[How many times do we have to do this?]
Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 03:10 p.m.
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The phone rings, ID:unavailable, weird.
GEK: "Hello?"
Psycho Female: "Uhhh... ohhhh..." 0_o
GEK (getting tired of this psycho calling): "Honey, do you know how to operate a phone?" -_-
PF: "tsk, whatever" *click*
This has been going on for months, we cannot figure out wether it is some disabled person who doesn't know what a phone is, but magically can dial our number, or well it is one of Pep's psycho exes. This woman won't talk to neither Pep, me, or the answering machine.
Why good men on their late twenties have to have at least one psycho ex?. Why???. ^_^
--GEK |
[Giggling was a thought]
Tuesday, December 12, 2000 - 10:04 a.m.
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"Urethra is the passage for the urine and semen, they're never open at the same time though. Thank goodness!" - Biology Class 9:30AM |
[I think I am blind]
Monday, December 11, 2000 - 11:10 a.m.
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Aaah, you are wrong!, there is something more embarrasing than not recognizing your partner's voice on the phone, it is confusing him with another guy next to him on the grocery store, and it is even worse if you are married to him and see him an average of 22 hours a day.
It wasn't MY fault, who is enough crazy to dress exactly like that guy, talk like him, walk like him, have the same hair cut, the same colour of skin, eyes, and hair???.
What is the possibility of finding your long lost twin on the vegetable alley??? 0_o.
Why me?, why?.
It was worse than that time I walked all over the mall following a woman who barely looked like my mom. Sheesh, I am blind -_-;;
--Gek |
[perilously balancing the sentimental rollercoaster]
Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 10:16 p.m.
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--There are 3 posts prior to this mammoth post!--
If I could read you a bedtime story it'd be this:
Billy looked at the clock on the gas stove. He had an hour to kill before the saucer came. He went into the living room, swinging the bottle like a dinner bell, turned on the television. He came slightly unstuck in time, saw the late movie backwards, then forwards again. It was a movie about American bombers in the Second World War and the gallant men who flew them. Seen backwards by Billy, the story went like this.
American planes, full of holes and wounded corpses took off backwards from an airfield in England. Over France, a few German figher planes flew at them backwards, sucked bullets and shell fragments from some of the planes and crewmen...
The formation flew backwards over a German city that was in flames. The bombers opened their bomb bay doors, exerted a miraculous magnetism which shrunk the fires, gathered them into cylindrical steel containers, and lifted the containers into the bellies of the planes...
When the bombers got back to their base, the steel cylinders were taken from the racks and shipped to the United States of America, where factories were operating night and day, dismantling the cylinders, seperating the dangerous contents into minerals. Touchingly, it was mainly women who did this work. The minersls were then shipped to specialists in remote areas. It was their business to put them into the ground, to hide them cleverly, so they would never hurt anybody ever again.
The American fliers turned in their uniforms, became high school kids. And Hitler turned into a baby... - Kurt Vonnegut : Slaugter House-Five |
[Don't write naughty words on walls, if you can't spell.]
Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 10:06 p.m.
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TIME! There's only 24 hours in a day. You're awake some, and the rest you're sleeping. Where am I going with this? Do you think you already know?
Now that time is so important, I feel all too much like an unpleasant, rushed long-distance telephone call. Although, making the best of the time spent with a person is a great idea, the feeling that you have to make every second count, and every rendez-vous worthwhile is such a downer on the little voice in you that whispers, "so, wanna just stare into my eyes for hours and tell me I'm beautiful?" |
[Taking time out of my day, to take time out of yours]
Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 09:03 p.m.
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I mean, no, I don't print out erotica! Why, do you?
There are endless possibilities now that I'm in possession of my very own color printer. So, um, recently I found out that my CDs are at Chris' house, and not Cameron's. What does that mean for people who don't know me? Cam = boyfriend, Chris = no. That means that the actions required in having my CDs returned to me will be less exciting and the charge of sexual tension will be zero. |
[Galavanting around with a floozy]
Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 05:43 p.m.
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What happens when you don't recognize someone's voice on the phone?
It's an embarrassing exchange of hellos until your brain *CLICKS* and the name pops into your head. "Oh hi!" You're like that guy, um, um, the one I kiss, oh yeah, my boyfriend! Cameron, that's it!"
I mean really Angie, you don't get that many phone calls from the opposite sex. You can't be that confused! |
[Please make this indecision 2000 stop!]
Sunday, December 10, 2000 - 02:03 p.m.
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Some of you may want to rerun this locally:
CLASSIFIED AD
WANTED: Fat Lady
JOB LOCATION: Tallahassee, Florida
PAY SCALE: Name Your Price
JOB DESCRIPTION: Sing
Who really cares anymore about the US elections???
--GEK
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[Recovery will take time]
Friday, December 8, 2000 - 12:03 p.m.
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take this 3 different pills which unfortunatly look all the same and have 3 different requirements and have to be taken exactly at 3 different times. If you fail to distinguish them and eat all of them at the same time in an act of random rebellion your IQ test will be proven invalid.
Hmmm hmmm, tastes like chicken!. I think I will start collecting the "Take with food" "Finish prescription unless otherwise..." stickers, the have that kind of pop art appeal that make them perfect for me.
--GEK |
[It's Mr Scruff!]
Friday, December 8, 2000 - 09:48 a.m.
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"Where were you?"
"I was at the hospital."
"Why?"
"I can't tell, it's too embarrassing."
Angie: Was it STDs? |
